I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
its liver damage thursday
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