if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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