What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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