This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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