Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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