found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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