That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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