I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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