The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize