yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
whose parrot is this?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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