literally had 100 drinks last night.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
