that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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