what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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