ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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