ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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