Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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