I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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