i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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