never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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