He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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