i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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