Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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