Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
