vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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