She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
