So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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