is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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