my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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