no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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