Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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