Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Mom said you looked used
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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