yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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