Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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