So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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