Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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