The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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