Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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