so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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