She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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