Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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