Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
