Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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