yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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