just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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