halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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