And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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