An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
