Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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