Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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