Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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