I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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