pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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