Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Sext me about skeletons
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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