I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need a beard to bite.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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