Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How external is "for external use only"?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
