You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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