Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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