I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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